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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:26:22 -0500

pontmercyanide: some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me. and so...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:59 -0500

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

slashpalooza: thefunniestpost: gimme-souls: lickypickystickyme...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:22:03 -0500

slashpalooza:

thefunniestpost:

gimme-souls:

lickypickystickyme:

The Levitating Wireless Computer Mouse “The Bat” by Kibardin Design.
A set that consists of a base - mouse pad and floating mouse with magnet ring .

One of the goals of this product is to prevent and treat Carpal tunnel syndrome.

The Bat, eh?

reblog 30% for the amazing device and 70% for the Batman gif

jades-dog-ears: life...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:20:39 -0500

jades-dog-ears:

life red

wallywestagon:

oldatheart:

fweeble:

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

THIS IS AWESOME.

thank

helioscentrifuge: darkoverord: ampvee: gameplate: Minecraft...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:15:28 -0500

helioscentrifuge:

darkoverord:

ampvee:

gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by

Alexander Diochon

This is a really cool take on how Minecraft would work ‘realistically’. Love it!

Hooooooooooooooooooooly fuck that’s awesome.

This is adorable oh my god!

jordanorsomething: CRYING

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:13:25 -0500

jordanorsomething:

CRYING

what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back oh yeah imagination

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:11:51 -0500

what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination

totallyhawkward: END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY! School ends in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:35:24 -0500

Oh look it's all the stuff :o

Extra set given to me by some lady o.o

HULK and THOR

Goes on your wall and glows BLUE

Okay... my dogs may have chewed the slip cover, sorry D:

Goes on your wall and glows BLUE

totallyhawkward:

END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY!

School ends in two weeks for me, so to celebrate the coming of summer, you get a giveaway. Prizes are:

Thor Hammer 3D Deco Light

Captain America Shield 3D Deco Light

The Hunger Games Trilogy

Hulk and Thor 16 oz Glass Cups

Hansel & Gretel Blu-Ray/DVD (not out yet, but by the time this ends i’ll be able to send it via amazon.)

Avengers Blu-Ray/DVD (this one is used because it was my copy, but I got my Phase 1 which also has the movie so I decided to give this one away. Oh and Sam may have been trying to eat the sleeve thingy…)

So I count 6 things, so 6 people get to win one thing.

RULES

Reblog or Like as many times as you wish.

Don’t have to be following me, though I must admit I am quite fucking awesome.

6 people will win via random selection, first to respond gets first choice and so on and so forth. So if you’re the last one, then you get whatever is left. Have your ask box open please. If I have to bust a mission to find out where your ask link is then I will pick someone else, because the other choice would be to stab you.

This will end on the 3rd of June, 2013 at 11:59PM US Pacific Time.

I was going to give out a Phase One, however, due to unforeseen crap I have to hold off on that one till Fall. I do apologize. Oh and this is not restricted to the US.

Any Questions, my ask box is open.

"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:47:27 -0500

“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.”

- When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)

fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:46:01 -0500

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:43:05 -0500

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:43:00 -0500

spiritwater: Inspired by this [x]

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:54:04 -0500

spiritwater:

Inspired by this [x]

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Fri, 24 May 2013 19:05:09 -0500

I am C-Ak ( C of the house of AK). Join your own Kryptonian...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:44:00 -0500

I am C-Ak ( C of the house of AK). Join your own Kryptonian House with the #ManOfSteel glyph creator http://bit.ly/10nsgOy

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:03:38 -0500

Dark, massive asteroid to fly by Earth on May 31

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:02:42 -0500

Dark, massive asteroid to fly by Earth on May 31:

christinetheastrophysicist:

It’s 1.7 miles long. Its surface is covered in a sticky black substance similar to the gunk at the bottom of a barbecue. If it impacted Earth it would probably result in global extinction. Good thing it is just making a flyby.

Asteroid 1998 QE2 will make its closest pass to Earth on May 31 at 1:59 p.m. PDT.

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thefrogman: Warp Dogs.

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:54:54 -0500

thefrogman:

Warp Dogs.

alexinatree: I think I am finally done with this, This one was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:30:27 -0500

alexinatree:

I think I am finally done with this, This one was a bit of a bear, after about 5 false starts and making every possible mistake I could have made I am definitely ready to let this one go, warts and all.

I will post a process gif soon, I just have to make it first.

oldshoes: ♪

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:29:30 -0500

oldshoes:

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