melifair:

thewriterchick:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

The duck on his butt tho

Best :D

aleyma:

Whales, from a Theological miscellany made in England in the 2nd or 3rd quarter of the 13th century (source).

miamighostlights:

banasmagiccastle:

tigerhazard:

voyeurhour:

artattackmusic:

thatsonofamitch:

I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is

JESUS CHRIST

I NEED TO CATCH UP

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

HOOTS W/ MIRTH

where the hell have i been all these years that this suddenly happened

did i enter a fucking time warp

i thought naruto was gonna become hokage what the fuck is this

salaamyasalaam:

seriouslyamerica:

Meet the fourth-grader who has been dubbed “The Michael Moore of the Grade-School Lunchroom” by the New York Times, Zachary Maxwell:

Like many things in the life of a fourth grader, Zachary’s movie started as a dispute with his parents. He told them that he wanted to start packing his own lunch, but they were skeptical. Lunch is free at his school, P.S. 130 Hernando De Soto in Little Italy, and his parents liked the look of the Department of Education’s online menus, which describe delicious meals, full of whole grains and fresh vegetables, some even designed by celebrity chefs.

…

In the film, Zachary, who is not above cheesy costumes and goofy special effects, makes a point that is under the radar of most conversations about the quality of school lunches: that despite the Education Department’s efforts to improve nutrition, there is a disconnect between the wholesome meals described on school menus and the soggy, deep-fried nuggets frequently dished up in the lunchrooms.

This kid is going places.

Before I read the description, I saw the trays and I was like Public School lunch. And the sad thing is, when muslim kids cannot eat non-Zabeha or non-halal foods/meat and their parents wont pack them lunches, what do they eat?

The sad reality that I lived 7-12, and now when I go to work I always bitch about this.

basilgenovese:

Chocolate Tart via Anna Williams Photography

askagentsitwell:

Our heroes, folks.

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

orientaltiger:

Fruity Ice Cubes by Oh Joy